Ahh, what a day! Im so tired. All i want to do is take off may pants and relax a little. But no. Not for the busy life of old Dirty Kash. I don't have too long to write this before im off to play netball (its fun, fuck you).
This morning started off as one of those 'ohhh fuck off world, give me another hour' kinda mornings. But i managed to struggle of out bed and drag my sorry arse into the shower. Showers are amazing, they are the greatest life givers anymore. They are up there with Virgina's. Anyways i made my way to work half asleep and walked through the doors to find half my entertainment for the day didn't show up! Again! No disrespect to the other boys i work with, but some of the shit that comes out of old mates mouth is hilarious! So bad start.
I then learnt very fast that it was going to be busy as shit. Fuck my life. I was hoping all day that the whole system would crash, or the phone fuck out, or even the world explode just so i wouldn't have to speak to fuck wits all day. So i struggle through the morning and head out to lunch with Lukey boy (check out his blog here). We ended up hitting subway, which was mad cause i was hungry as fuck. We get in there and think 'ohh yeah not many people we will be served fast!'. Wrong. Some fucking dick was taking SO LONG!!! First he asked for a sauce that didn't exist. Then complained when they put the wrong one on, after the asian workign there clearly asked if thats what he wanted. I felt like saying 'how about some of my sauce buddy! How about a little cum in the eye aye! Get the fuck out of my line and eat your god damn sandwiches cunt!'. but im a big pussy so stood there looking angry. After this little debacle, i ended up having a pretty good lunch.
After this we made the trip back to work in a pretty hastily fashion and i was back on the phones. Normally in the afternoon its nice and quiet so i can read other blogs and what not like this one you are currently reading. But no. More fuck wits with computer problems. Ahhh. After work i headed home and had to fill out all this paper work for some contract that i forgot about. Gay. Got all that shit down and decided to write this.
Nothing else too exciting has happened so far this week besides clearing shit cunts out of my life. They are probably reading this too as lurking is a full time job. What a sucker.
Anyways its time for me to put on my skirt and run around in the cold like a dick for a little while. I hope we win for a damn change! We suck...
I think the next installment in my blog-resume (i tried to put these two words together into one super word for like 5mins. Couldn't do it. Hey im tired leave me alone) will be some type of list about why i am a winner. Or why i know so many suckers. I donno, i'll cross that bridge when i get to it.
God's speed crackers.
Rule: Winning stuff, playing drums and drinks with mates.
Suck: Shit work days, dirty Mexican people and yahoo.
This morning started off as one of those 'ohhh fuck off world, give me another hour' kinda mornings. But i managed to struggle of out bed and drag my sorry arse into the shower. Showers are amazing, they are the greatest life givers anymore. They are up there with Virgina's. Anyways i made my way to work half asleep and walked through the doors to find half my entertainment for the day didn't show up! Again! No disrespect to the other boys i work with, but some of the shit that comes out of old mates mouth is hilarious! So bad start.
I then learnt very fast that it was going to be busy as shit. Fuck my life. I was hoping all day that the whole system would crash, or the phone fuck out, or even the world explode just so i wouldn't have to speak to fuck wits all day. So i struggle through the morning and head out to lunch with Lukey boy (check out his blog here). We ended up hitting subway, which was mad cause i was hungry as fuck. We get in there and think 'ohh yeah not many people we will be served fast!'. Wrong. Some fucking dick was taking SO LONG!!! First he asked for a sauce that didn't exist. Then complained when they put the wrong one on, after the asian workign there clearly asked if thats what he wanted. I felt like saying 'how about some of my sauce buddy! How about a little cum in the eye aye! Get the fuck out of my line and eat your god damn sandwiches cunt!'. but im a big pussy so stood there looking angry. After this little debacle, i ended up having a pretty good lunch.
After this we made the trip back to work in a pretty hastily fashion and i was back on the phones. Normally in the afternoon its nice and quiet so i can read other blogs and what not like this one you are currently reading. But no. More fuck wits with computer problems. Ahhh. After work i headed home and had to fill out all this paper work for some contract that i forgot about. Gay. Got all that shit down and decided to write this.
Nothing else too exciting has happened so far this week besides clearing shit cunts out of my life. They are probably reading this too as lurking is a full time job. What a sucker.
Anyways its time for me to put on my skirt and run around in the cold like a dick for a little while. I hope we win for a damn change! We suck...
I think the next installment in my blog-resume (i tried to put these two words together into one super word for like 5mins. Couldn't do it. Hey im tired leave me alone) will be some type of list about why i am a winner. Or why i know so many suckers. I donno, i'll cross that bridge when i get to it.
God's speed crackers.
Rule: Winning stuff, playing drums and drinks with mates.
Suck: Shit work days, dirty Mexican people and yahoo.
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