So i have been thinking, do ALL vertically challenged people want to be treated equal? or do they secretly like the extra attention? For example, if you were in line to buy the newest edition to your adult movie collection, and a midget cuts in front of you and says "hey man im in a rush". Am i ment to let him past as if im his bitch, or do i tell him to get his tiny, freaky legs to the back of the line?
Now i have been thinking about this touchy subject for quite some time now have come to the conclusion that i would most defiantly tell him to back the fuck up. It's not my fault that im taller then him, and that my body is in the right proportion. Just cause you're Santa's little helper does not give you the right to be a pushy little dick.
This subject comes up as i was just visiting my local supermarket when i saw something happen. It had nothing to do with midgets at all but somehow led me to this path. I saw some guy pretty much race this old lady to the front of the line. The whole time i was just thinking that he was such a piece of shit for pushing in front of granny. Is it really that bad to wait the extra 3 mins while some kind old lady goes first? Why is everyone in such a rush? People need to slow the hell down and enjoy life more often. For fucks sake, instead of acting like some pushy cunt, you should think about how you would feel when your a 102 year old woman. Your dry as shit and the most action your getting is when your larbadoodle comes up for a sniff and you bend over the right way. And the only enjoyment you get is going to the super marker to buy your smokes as you hope the sweet touch of heaven isn't far away.
Long story short....fuck you midgets.
Rule: How i met your mother, Beer and boobies.
Now i have been thinking about this touchy subject for quite some time now have come to the conclusion that i would most defiantly tell him to back the fuck up. It's not my fault that im taller then him, and that my body is in the right proportion. Just cause you're Santa's little helper does not give you the right to be a pushy little dick.
This subject comes up as i was just visiting my local supermarket when i saw something happen. It had nothing to do with midgets at all but somehow led me to this path. I saw some guy pretty much race this old lady to the front of the line. The whole time i was just thinking that he was such a piece of shit for pushing in front of granny. Is it really that bad to wait the extra 3 mins while some kind old lady goes first? Why is everyone in such a rush? People need to slow the hell down and enjoy life more often. For fucks sake, instead of acting like some pushy cunt, you should think about how you would feel when your a 102 year old woman. Your dry as shit and the most action your getting is when your larbadoodle comes up for a sniff and you bend over the right way. And the only enjoyment you get is going to the super marker to buy your smokes as you hope the sweet touch of heaven isn't far away.
Long story short....fuck you midgets.
Rule: How i met your mother, Beer and boobies.
Suck: Stepping in poo, being late for work and fat chicks.
Peace
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