3 Rules to being a fuckwit.
Well im not going to lie, im angry. I hate the world. There is way to many idiots out there who DO NOT deserve the right to live. Now in my not so long life i have devised 3 automatic signs that show off that you should be dead. Before i go through the golden 3 i have to say that2 of the 3 rules do have good people in them, but only sometimes. but the majority of the time, my theory is flawless.
Rule 1.
Drive a fucking holden. Now im sure these are solid cars, but the majority, thats right the majority of these holden drivers are complete and utter fuckwits. Now i have been driving for 3 years now and there is countless amount of times that these stupid mother fuckers act like cocks on the road. I don't give a fuck if you have a V6 engine. I didn't give a fuck what size wheels you have on your piece of shit. I also don't give a fuck that you can make your car go side ways around corners. You are a fuckwit, flip your car please.
Now don't get me wrong here, fuckwits also drive other cars. But from my short time on the road leads me to believe that holden drives are the worst.
Rule 2.
P plate driver. Now i think its fair to say that P plate drivers are nearly the worst kind of drives. Behind asians and old people of course, oh and women. But when you mix P plates with a holden, your asking for trouble. I personally think that V6 cars, including holdens should not be driven by P platers. Now im guessing if any holden P plate drives are reading this right now that you are disagreeing with me. But fuck you, your dangerous. You put people's lives in danger and i dont like you. Again, there are exceptions to these first2 rules. I am speaking more or less as a general thing. but i think its safe to say that we all know shit driver's, who drive holdens.
Just like the first rule, you DO NOT have to be a P plater to be a complete dick while driving a holden. i have seen plenty of old man driving a holden like a fuckwit.
Rule 3.
THE SOUTHERN FUCKING CROSS! If you have a SC sticker on your car, you are and always will be automatic cock!If you have a SC tattoo, you are an even BIGGER automatic cock! Seriously what the fuck are you thinking. Im all for being proud to call your self Australian or whatever, but as soon as you advertise it like that you should be burned alive, ordrowned or something to that extent. This is the most important rule of the 3. Its pretty much the same as the famous ' once you go black, you never go back'. As soon as you become affiliated with the southern cross, you are and always will be a complete fuckwit.
Now thinking about this has brought me to the conclusion that i may be a little bit bitter and jaded, and to be fair i am. But at least i am none of the golden 3.
So whilst im on the subject of fuckwits i have some more little things i would like to add about people who piss me off.
Lets start with dudes who wear singlets in winter. I dont even need to go on about why they are dead shits.
People who make shit up and start rumours. You cunts are the biggest mother fuckers out there.Is your life so boring that you have the need to actually make up stories to make other peoples lives miserable. Eat shit and die.
What about people who are to scarred to confront people face to face. So instead they wait until they get to the safety of their own home to message the person they have a problem with.Or become an internet warrior over facebook. Grow some balls and man the fuck up. If you have a problem with someone, let them know or shut the hell up.
So i think i have had enough of a rant for time being and im going to leave it there.
Gods speed kids.
Rule: ice hockey, swimming and burritos.
Suck: being pissed off, anyone in the golden 3 and off milk.
Peace
Well im not going to lie, im angry. I hate the world. There is way to many idiots out there who DO NOT deserve the right to live. Now in my not so long life i have devised 3 automatic signs that show off that you should be dead. Before i go through the golden 3 i have to say that2 of the 3 rules do have good people in them, but only sometimes. but the majority of the time, my theory is flawless.
Rule 1.
Drive a fucking holden. Now im sure these are solid cars, but the majority, thats right the majority of these holden drivers are complete and utter fuckwits. Now i have been driving for 3 years now and there is countless amount of times that these stupid mother fuckers act like cocks on the road. I don't give a fuck if you have a V6 engine. I didn't give a fuck what size wheels you have on your piece of shit. I also don't give a fuck that you can make your car go side ways around corners. You are a fuckwit, flip your car please.
Now don't get me wrong here, fuckwits also drive other cars. But from my short time on the road leads me to believe that holden drives are the worst.
Rule 2.
P plate driver. Now i think its fair to say that P plate drivers are nearly the worst kind of drives. Behind asians and old people of course, oh and women. But when you mix P plates with a holden, your asking for trouble. I personally think that V6 cars, including holdens should not be driven by P platers. Now im guessing if any holden P plate drives are reading this right now that you are disagreeing with me. But fuck you, your dangerous. You put people's lives in danger and i dont like you. Again, there are exceptions to these first2 rules. I am speaking more or less as a general thing. but i think its safe to say that we all know shit driver's, who drive holdens.
Just like the first rule, you DO NOT have to be a P plater to be a complete dick while driving a holden. i have seen plenty of old man driving a holden like a fuckwit.
Rule 3.
THE SOUTHERN FUCKING CROSS! If you have a SC sticker on your car, you are and always will be automatic cock!If you have a SC tattoo, you are an even BIGGER automatic cock! Seriously what the fuck are you thinking. Im all for being proud to call your self Australian or whatever, but as soon as you advertise it like that you should be burned alive, ordrowned or something to that extent. This is the most important rule of the 3. Its pretty much the same as the famous ' once you go black, you never go back'. As soon as you become affiliated with the southern cross, you are and always will be a complete fuckwit.
Now thinking about this has brought me to the conclusion that i may be a little bit bitter and jaded, and to be fair i am. But at least i am none of the golden 3.
So whilst im on the subject of fuckwits i have some more little things i would like to add about people who piss me off.
Lets start with dudes who wear singlets in winter. I dont even need to go on about why they are dead shits.
People who make shit up and start rumours. You cunts are the biggest mother fuckers out there.Is your life so boring that you have the need to actually make up stories to make other peoples lives miserable. Eat shit and die.
What about people who are to scarred to confront people face to face. So instead they wait until they get to the safety of their own home to message the person they have a problem with.Or become an internet warrior over facebook. Grow some balls and man the fuck up. If you have a problem with someone, let them know or shut the hell up.
So i think i have had enough of a rant for time being and im going to leave it there.
Gods speed kids.
Rule: ice hockey, swimming and burritos.
Suck: being pissed off, anyone in the golden 3 and off milk.
Peace
Hey Dirty K, quick question. Does Rule 3 extend to other tatts that tie you to a certain nation?
ReplyDeleteWell first of all John, the southern cross is not Australian. Its is something that can be seen in the southern hemisphere. Now i know its on our flag but that does not mean that it is purly australian. I can think of at least 4 other countries with the same symbol. So this tattoo has nothing to do with being tied to a nation.
ReplyDeleteSo my answer is no, i have nothing but the upmost respect for someone who is willing to brand their body with a symbol from their home land. Do you fit rule 3 John?
No, I don't fit any of the rules. :)
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