So i believe an intruduction is in order

Well, well, well. Here i am on this chilly Monday evening writing up my very first blog! Where to start? Well i think i might let you in on a few things about me. My name is Danny and i live in Canberra. I play drums but am bandless. My weekends are pretty much what i live for, so many drinks! So much partying. MAD! Im the kinda guy who loves to live life, and live it hard i do!

Now i could go on and talk about my ambitions and how im going to change the world, but lets face it. No one gives a shit. So i may as well go into some funny stories, which will most likely make you think....'what a dirty cunt'. But what you will really be thinking is, hmmm i want more, i wanna be in this guy. I want him to smear some jelly on me and lick it off.....and so on.

Today i though i would pleasure you with this little gem of a story.

About a year ago my old band was on a road trip to the good ol' country! We arrived at a little town called Cowra. I was stoked, i was convinced that there was gonna be a crowd of 100's all wanting to blow me. Boy was i wrong! Got to the venue and there was a young and budding crowd of 4 to 6 kids. Great. Hang on, this is the crap part of the story. So fast forward 5 hours and 20 beers. I see a girl looking at me from the bar. At this point i was ready to fuck a dead kangaroo so a living female was pretty amazing. Start talking to her, give her a bit of action. She kindly asks me to head back to house. I delightfully agree. So we leave the bar and head to a taxi. I was stunned that they even had a taxi in the place by the way. So we head off and like this town is about 5mins from end-to-end. I figure i wouldnt be to far if i leave with her right? wrong. 20min taxi ride later im thinking " holy shit, where the fuck am i?". We get out and pull up to this huge house, which she explains is her parents house and she lives there with her 2 older brothers. Mad! Im fucked! So i figure i would take my chances anyway and give her a pounding. Get into her room and im lying on her bed looking fucking sexy. And she picks ups a bag from her bed. So naturally i ask whats in the bag. She explains that this was her medication bag! THAT'S RIGHT MEDI-FUCKING-CATION BAG! ( who needs a WHOLE BAG for your meds! ) . So then i ask the next question on my mind " what is the medication for?". Which she says with a kinda odd smile " ohh i have depression and bi-polar ect..". I pretty much didn't know what to do from there until she took her clothes off. Easy choice, naked chick. So after quite some time ( not really quite some time ) we are done and i find myself getting up and heading over to my clothes. For some reason i start putting them on. Get fully dressed and noticed that i had started running to the door. Slam the damn thing ( no idea why ) and start making for the street. But at this point it is at least 3am in the morning and im blind drunk. I fall like 5 times. End up jumping over some fences and running up a road that i was really hoping was the right way. By the way this trip was about 2 weeks after a bunch of axe killings in said town. So yes i am shitting my self by this point! The rest of the story isnt anything exciting, so i might leave it there for that one.

So thats the kinda guy i am, i guess. A rooting, running, arsehole. But that to this day was some of the best fun i have ever had! Makes me want to travel to shitty towns more often, and suduce their women ( or at least attempt to ).

Well, i might leave you there, i hope to get better at this whole blogging thing. I will tell you now that i will not use this to have sooks on. So if you feel like dropping by and having a read at the life that is Danny. Well you are more then welcome to. Hell you can even subscribe. I couldnt tell you how but im sure in this world of iphones and robots that you will figure it out.

Also some things that rule and some things that suck.

Rule: Iphones, beer, monkeys and unicorns.

Suck: Idiots, rat tales and people who bitch about iphones on the internet.

Over the next coming weeks i hope my spelling and gramer will get better!

Peace