Wisdom can suck it!

What up butt heads? How have you all been? Good i hope. I have been pretty dodgy unfortunately My wisdom teeth have decided to come out and say hello. At first it was all good. The top ones came out fine. Cheering. But the bottom left one can suck a bad of used dicks! The mother fucker is SO FUCKED! It hurts like shit. It got to the point where i couldn't eat and the pain of it was interrupting my sleep. I couldnt sleep for 2 days. FUCKED! I was on edge.Shit i still am on edge, and kinda grumpy too. Not a good way to feel at all. So now i have a date with the dentist. I hate the dentist!They are the worst "doctors" out there in my opinion. But if this son of a bitch is gonna make it better then i dont have a choice. Anyway my appointment is today straight after work and needless to say i am shitting my self. I know if i get the teeth taken out that it will be better in the long run, but still. I dont really like the idea of some Indian dude pulling a tooth from my head. What if he fucks out and breaks something in my face? Or while im knocked out he touches me? Hmmm...fml.

Going to the dentist to tell you what you already know = $150
Finding out that its going to cost you an arm and a leg to take teeth out of your head = $1500
Hoping that every dentist would fuck off and die = PRICELESS!

Enough about my teeth. The other night it was my pal Shane's birthday and we all headed out to some steakhouse for a feed. I was pretty impressed with the food actually. Although it took a bit of time and they fucked up my brothers meal i enjoyed it. I had a chicken burger in a steak house. Whatever. Dont judge me. I do what i want. Not really. fuck you round eye!

Yesterday i was bored right so i went down to the club near my house and played some trivia right. Well there is a rule that you cant use your phone to message people and use the internet, which is fair enough. Well i figured that trivia is boring as fuck so i would play some games on my phone. And the bitch that was running the night had a go at me. What the fuck lady. Your telling me that i cant sit here and play sudoku? Bitch we are going shit and there is like 4 questions left and i cant play my phone. Fuck ou man! You dont own me! Im in a public place and i cant look like a dick playing his phone? Im sorry i thought this was Australia!Not fucking communist Russia. What a bitch. Needless to say, i was fuming. If she wasnt hot there would be blood on the floor. So in a disappointed tone i said 'gay' and walked to the pokies. which were paying out so alls well that ends well. Im looking forward to a big weekend this week. Well its more of a massive Saturday, filled with sports, beer and music.Its going to be mad. I will write up what happens if you want. And if i can be bothered.

I might leave you all with this thought (clears throat) If Christina Agulera wanted to fuck you, but she had the clap. Would you still do it? The answer will be in my next post. Also how about some of you pricks leave a comment or two? shhesh.

Rules: cooking, dos equis and large breasted women.
Suck: wisdom teeth, flat beer and lop sided tits